So now that this pregnancy has sunk in, now that the summer is just about over, and now that I have used up all my Get Out Of Jail Free Cards, I can go back to dealing with all the drama that ensues in life on a daily basis.
The latest and greatest drama comes from some Aussie-put-a-shrimp-on-the-babie clown who has stolen my domain name KaliKaragias. Herein lies the truth:
Below is a screen shot image of the info that is displayed on Go Daddy's site when I search for my Domain Name, Kali Karagias.
Here's how it happened.
One sunny Sunday afternoon, March 8th to be exact, I was happily celebrating my mother's birthday when all of a sudden Go Daddy sent me an email notifying me that my domain name would be expiring on the 10th. Well, with all the bells and whistles that comes with a birthday party, I clearly forgot. But there's one person that had it marked in his greasy little calendar:
And that's Jackass of the Year; Stuart Russell from Parramatta, Australia.
Aside from drinking brewskies in his two-bit home town of Parramatta, Stuart Russell spends his days stalking me. Strange? A bit I would say considering he lives 10,000 miles away and has plenty of tatoo'd Maori warriors to choose from that are only a tenth of the distance.
Here's a guy I bet Gooey Stuey get along with famously:
But for some reason Stuart Little decides to snag my Domain Name and what can Little Stu possibly do with my Domain Name? I suppose he can start an anonymous website starring his sister whom he has captured on film, scantily clothed.
Or perhaps Gooey Stuey is going through some "life changes" and once the operation is finalized he would like to use my name for his new female persona.
One only wonders.
In the mean time, since my emails have gone unanswered and there's no sign of Stuey responding, I have boycotted anything and everything from Australia.
Please join me in the fun.
Here are five popular Australian goods that the beloved US imports:
1. Meat Products:
If I want real beef, I'll support my local rancher in Nebraska. Stuart Little is all the Mad Cow I need.
2. Wine:
It's called Napa Valley. Keep your swill to yourselves.
3. Iron & Steel:
I'm sure I can get a hold of a tile iron here if Stuart Little's next attempt is to steal my blog.
4. Medical Equipment:
If I need an MRI, I'll ask the Chinese for one.
5. Medicinal, Dental & Pharmaceutical Preparations
Next time I go on Wellbutrin, I'd rather buy it from some kid who's brewing home made crank in his Step Dad's garage.
Go ahead. Give Stuey a shout out at [email protected].
Send him some porn. I'm sure he'll like that.