Its almost been a full three months since I last posted and yes I have a very good excuse for cutting class:
I am pregnant. With Dan Smith's baby. No, Im not really. Well I am but not with Dan Smith's baby. With my spouse's. It's a good thing.
At almost five months pregnant, and very much like an irritable senior citizen, I can now shove my way into priority seating on the bus.
Top ways to use pregnancy to one's advantage:
1. Get automatic bulkhead seating on an aircraft or threaten to sue.
2. Eyeball these lazy Millennial Kids on the subway subliminally informing them of their near death if they do not relinquish their seat.
3. Get grocery clerks to carry my basket full of food as I patiently browse the aisles.
4. Get in heated political discussions with friends and not fear the loss of friendship. "It's my brain fogginess" they claim.
5. Blame my attention-deficit on the baby.
Will be blogging soon...just enjoying the VIP treatment.
well congratulations!!! what a surprise!!! hope you and the new addition are doing well and cant wait to see the "outcome"!!!!
Posted by: paisley | Jul 18, 2009 at 11:32 AM
Thanks Paisley
it's a long overdue yet unexpected surprise!
Posted by: Kali | Jul 18, 2009 at 03:50 PM
Congrats on your pregnancy! Your blog is hysterical! "Shove my way into priority seating..." LOL. I totally did that!
Posted by: Viv | Jul 30, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Prego huh? Congrats! Makes me wonder about when the day comes that I have a child. And how bad I will feel for that child that they have me for a father. :(
Posted by: Dave Q. | Jul 31, 2009 at 12:31 PM
Congratulations. Sue the airlines anyway, just for fun.
Posted by: People in the Sun | Aug 13, 2009 at 03:12 PM
congrats and milk it for all its worth... that's the way I did it
Posted by: ieatsnowmanpoop | Aug 15, 2009 at 11:49 PM