Back from a three month hiatus

Its almost been a full three months since I last posted and yes I have a very good excuse for cutting class:

I am pregnant.  With Dan Smith's baby.  No, Im not really.  Well I am but not with Dan Smith's baby. With my spouse's.  It's a good thing.

At almost five months pregnant, and very much like an irritable senior citizen, I can now shove my way into priority seating on the bus.

Top ways to use pregnancy to one's advantage:

1. Get automatic bulkhead seating on an aircraft or threaten to sue.

2. Eyeball these lazy Millennial Kids on the subway subliminally informing them of their near death if they do not relinquish their seat.

3. Get grocery clerks to carry my basket full of food as I patiently browse the aisles.

4. Get in heated political discussions with friends and not fear the loss of friendship.  "It's my brain fogginess" they claim.

5. Blame my attention-deficit on the baby.

Will be blogging soon...just enjoying the VIP treatment.

Comments

[Paxil]

The quality of medical care in Florida is the primary responsibility of our medical doctors (MDs) and the educational mandate for our state's medical schools. This is a big issue for those MDs who specialize in the medical and surgical practice of ophthalmology. It should equally be a big concern to the citizens of our state. If we permit our legislators to expand, by legislative fiat rather than education accomplishment, those professionals who can legally treat medical diseases, it portends inferior care. When applied to non MDs, such as optometrists, naturopaths, ARNPs, psychologists and pharmacists, more concern for the quality of health care clearly lies ahead. Perhaps, the focus for our legislators should be the quality of medical care, rather than the dollars available to them from the political action committees.

[ieatsnowmanpoop]

congrats and milk it for all its worth... that's the way I did it

[People in the Sun]

Congratulations. Sue the airlines anyway, just for fun.

[Dave Q.]

Prego huh? Congrats! Makes me wonder about when the day comes that I have a child. And how bad I will feel for that child that they have me for a father. :(

[Viv]

Congrats on your pregnancy! Your blog is hysterical! "Shove my way into priority seating..." LOL. I totally did that!

[Kali]

Thanks Paisley
it's a long overdue yet unexpected surprise!

[paisley]

well congratulations!!! what a surprise!!! hope you and the new addition are doing well and cant wait to see the "outcome"!!!!