I recently read in a literary magazine, "be careful what you blog". Point being? The article stated if you wish to be gainfully employed, you best be careful what you write about yourself. Someone may judge you. Oooooow.
I beg to differ. I find that honesty is the best policy in this case. In fact, If a future employer is Googling me right now, allow me to save you some time:
Here are 25 things you should know about me:
1. I got caught shoplifting.
2. I got caught underage drinking.
3. College made me gay for a night. Or two.
4. I dropped out of college, lied on all resumes for about ten years, and then finished my degree.
5. I have quit numerous jobs on a moments notice.
6. Im not afraid of a rejection letter.
7. I love animals more than I love people.
8. Im not a Democrat.
9. Im likely to fly off the handle.
10. I smoked pot.
11. I smoked pot while driving in my twenties.
12. I prefer the comradeship of men over the cattiness of women.
13. I don't conform for anyone.
14. My strong work ethic began at eleven years old.
15. If your 25 and still living at home, you're a p*ssy.
16. If you are a parent with a 25 year old living at home, you're an even bigger p*ssy.
17. I am a fan of pharmaceuticals.
18. If a militia's purpose is protecting the 2nd Amendment, then I should join one.
19. I will never join a cult.
20. The less government, the better.
21. Im an existentialist with an altruistic heart.
22. I can only focus when I multi-task.
23. I pray only when I need something.
24. I cannot manage money.
25. I will most likely be fired before I quit.
How's that for The Truth?
Kali,
I just LOVED the "To Tell The Truth" clip.
Posted by: Jim | Feb 19, 2009 at 10:19 AM
Ok...so I don't get it...why do all three of them have the same name?
Is your post a spin-off of that "25 random facts about me" going around all over Facebook these days? :) Do you have Facebook? :)
Posted by: Charity | Mar 01, 2009 at 09:48 PM
Hey I can comment... yesss. Now what was I going to say... something about this list being very honest but cool
Posted by: I Eat Snowman Poop | Apr 02, 2009 at 11:13 PM