Tatum O'Neil On Crack & In Need of Rescue?

I don't know who is worse off, me for being deprived of summer camp as a child or Tatum O'Neil for getting arrested for crack. 

I salute the recently-arrested, Oscar-winning crackhead for the following:

1. The jump in TV ratings the show, Rescue Me, will enjoy. 

2.  Supporting the city's economy.

3. Buying street drugs "Made In The U.S.A" and not in China.

4. Being fast on her feet and pleading that she was "researching for a role". 

I use that one when I was caught in the sack with a female masseuse. Oh, how like minds think alike. 

If Totem can still act while smoking the pipe, then what's the problem? 

I say, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. I mean, she is a celebrity heroine? Or heroin? 

As you can see in this video, she sucked down pretty well even as a ten-year-old.

Comments

[Roland Hulme]

Crack is whack, yo.

Seriously, Tatum... CRACK? I mean, that's just NOT cool. Look at Amy Winehouse. From Hot to Snot in four rocks. Crack is really, really, really, really freakin' terrible AWFUL stuff.

[julian]

...no way.... and yet, yah still crak-me bony arse Kali, but too bad news bears tatum...