How To Incorporate Your Love Of Tap Dancing Into Your Already Overbooked Chaotic Life

ADD Symptom: Lacking Time Management Skills. Huh?

The last two weeks I have been neglecting this blog in an attempt to export it as a book. Since I have a little over 200 posts, with maybe 150 being entertainment worthy, here is:

My ALGORITHM

1 POST TO EDIT IN 1 DAY = 200 POSTS TO EDIT= IN 200 DAYS=6 MONTHS+6 DAYS= HELL NO

I don't see this as a possibility and I will tell you why. People like myself have the inability to finish a long, focused task as this one and I blame it on three very important things lacking in my life:

1. A Beach House: Not on the water but across the street from the water. Too close would
make the breaking waves a distraction.

2. The One-Step Bean Grinding Espresso Maker with Self-Timer: I don't drink espresso but
I would start.
Brewing my own coffee is a distraction. It leads to polishing the stainless steel coffee pot which then leads to compulsive cleaning frenzy.

3. An Egotistical Frenchman: Someone with thick silver hair who smoke incessantly, wears
an ascot and occasionally strokes my ego between bouts of self-doubt.

Since I lack these three very magical elements and since my brain's been firing off in different directions, here are some of the latest ways I have been eating up my evening's allotted book editing minutes:

1. Taking tap dancing classes after having the priviledge of seeing a high school production of A Chorus
Line on Broadway.

2. Editing a still video montage of me and a Hillary Clinton doll.

3. Watching Season 2 DVD set of Lost ad adding anxiety to my already strong fear of flying.

4. Experiencing none of the holistic and beneficial effects of Ashtanga Yoga but rather a slipped disk and stiff neck.

5. Filing and refiling files with no filing system.

I see something shiny....

Comments

[julian]

GAAhhhahaha hahahaha hahahaaaaaa
....AAGHHHhhahhaa hahahahhaa, gahahaa...
oops, me thinks me pee'd !!!
missed yah! (i know, my bad...)
keep'rrrr Krank'n Kali ~julian

[Roland Hulme]

You are blissfully bonkers.

I think the blog-as-book might be worth a read, though...

[MGB]

Freakonomics reference in one of your previous blogs, very nice. Glad to see you still have a "zest for living" Lacy Underall. Have a smoke on me KK.

[MGB]

And Nat Sherman mints? Yes, the best cigarettes going. My only lasting contribution to the life of KK.

[DN]

Hilarious.