The Monkey On My Back

The most commonly used phrase by those with Attention Deficit is unquestionably, "I forgot". 

After an anxiety attack on the plane: "Oh my God, I forgot to take my Xanax"

After a minor break in: "Sh*t, I forgot to call the cops."

After getting caught buying liquor for minors: "Damn, I forgot to use a fake name".

Its non-stop forgetfulness that can be tremendously frustrating....until I found:

(Cue Commercial Music) Monkey On Your Back 

Monkey On Your Back is a To-Do List for things you want other people To-Do.

Now you too can delegate your responsibilities onto others and not feel guilty for slacking off.

Its an incredibly effective way of staying organized and you can also send monkeys to yourself.

Try it.