Where to Buy Marijuana in New York City

I have anger management issues.

So do these people:

This is the header of daybreakservices.com. Now if I were to take any anger issue classes, it would definitely be with this company b/c I think these three are an excellent selling point.  If these photos were flashcards and I was asked, "Kali, with whom do you identify most?", I would say the guy in the middle.

In the last two weeks, I have been told by three very different people that I should attend an Anger Management Class.  Is it the ADD?  Or is it me?  Or is it me in NYC?  Or is it
Me+NY+ADD=Anger Management? 

There was no fifth grade molestation so I can't blame it on that. My Dad was nothing like Lindsey Lohan's Dad, so I can't blame it on him.  For now, I'll blame it on Barack Obama and his issues with NAFTA trade Agreement.  Mexico will be angry. The idea of paying double for pickled jalapenos makes me angry. And quite frankly, I really don't like Canada.  (Enough with the seal clubbing!)

A friend suggested that I start smoking pot.  That should make me less angry.  But the fact that I cannot openly buy it makes me angry. So I Googled:

And I was happy to find some great leads. One was a site called Legal Buds. Here's the picture that's on their home page:

I'm interested in the Blueberry but I am more concerned about the woman in the picture.

Are the breasts symbolizing "buds of ecstasy"? Did she mix it with ecstasy? Or is she simply bugging out?  Will it act like an aphrodisiac? Or will it affect my nervous system like it has affected hers?

This is where the ADD and difficulty making decisions kicks in:

Do I simply purchase the smoking lamp oil and let it smoke up when the bulbs get hot?  Would that be considered "healthy" second hand smoke?

Does the Dream smoke bring about Lucid Dreaming? 

And what about the little volcano resembling a space craft?  Do you smoke from it and then have hallucinations of abductions?  That's too scary.

The Red Bliss look too much like Red Hots.  Will I be able to enter a Drug Free School Zone?

And what the hell is a Hotbox? Do I really need a toaster oven for weed?

Since when has smoking marijuana become so complicated? This decision making alone is making me angry.

What ever happened to the good 'ole dime bag?

Comments

[trvlbug529]

My husband bought from this company out of shear curiousity.
It came discretely packaged to our home. We sampled the goodies.
Not the same as the real thing! It does deliver a short buzz which is different from what we normally experience.
I don't think we'll place another order. If it is stored for too long it becomes moldy.
Tried all varieties.....Dutch, Jamaican, Blueberry, Hawaiian, Hash and the oils. The oils aren't bad at all.

[Foolish Drones]

Weed is great guys. And if you havent tried weed like what the hell go out find a dealer and buy some. DONT buy this Legal shit it does NOT get you buzzed what so ever. BUY MARIJUANA!

[lizfiz]

#1) hotbox = smoking in an enclosed area (such as a car, closet, tent, ect) so that the smoke is suck in a room and continuously wafts through the air.

#2) you guys dont know shit about weed shut the fuck up and just fucking chill and grow up stupid goody goodie wannabees

[People in the Sun]

Damn disclaimers: "Our products are not illegal street drugs nor are they intended to be alternatives to illegal street drugs. They are not intended to "mimic" any of the above."

Problem is, if you go through the trouble of ordering this stuff and then you don't even get the mimicked effect (I mean, "mimicked"), then you'll really get angry. And with good reason.

[Lisa McGlaun]

Well, all I can add is have you ever met an angry pothead?..lol. Or a fight that broke out while passing around a joint?

And as for the woman in the ad..boobs and open mouthed ecstasy is used to sell EVERYTHING.

[Moonshadow]

Kali - Thanks for visiting my KS Born Talent blog. The link to the guitarist MySpace is in the post about Ryan Windham (the guitarist). There's also a video of him performing two of his compositions.

I would say that its NYC that makes you angry. But what do I know, I've never been that far east.

[meleah rebeccah]

well..I have never been a pot smoker...I have NO IDEA what a Hot Box is...nor why that woman is in an advertizement for WEED.

But when I am angry?

One word:

VODKA.

[SoupNumber5]

I really wish I had some weed right now.