Emperors Club VIP Girl #26
There's a rumor that has been floating around the blogoshere that I have been involved in the Spitzer sex scandal.
I mean, my last blog entry was a week ago, the same week more names were released from the Emperor's Little Black Book.
One blogger asked me,"Kali, how is it that you have all this free time to blog? It doesn't make sense?"
Oh, yes, it does. Thanks to Emperors Club VIP, I have managed to make ends meet.
As Girl #26.
At Emperors Club VIP, I get to make my own hours, travel like the rich and famous, drink and smoke with the rich and famous and stay at some of the world's greatest hotels. I never worry about extra charges on my hotel bill, room service is always on the house. And the friendships? Well that's what makes it all worthwhile.
It's the only way I can possibly stay loyal to my readers.
I've got $20. What'll that get me?
Posted by:Karl | April 01, 2008 at 01:43 AM
Cocaine. You forgot to mention about the cocaine snorting.
Posted by:SoupNumber5 | April 01, 2008 at 11:06 AM
Yep. I knew you looked familiar. I tried to get into the VIP, but was told I need to slim my midsection.
Posted by:Joshua | April 02, 2008 at 01:28 AM
Kali, I rented a room at the Pierre for tomorrow 12pm, bring your "Astro-Girl" costume..;)
Posted by:chris lee | April 02, 2008 at 02:08 PM
Wowsers.
Posted by:Roland Hulme | April 03, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Actually, Maya looks kinda hot, but I will have to pass her fees on to the customers at my lemonade stand. :0
Posted by:chris lee | April 03, 2008 at 01:45 PM
Actually, let's be honest, sex is fun. Politicians were all nerds in high school, unlike successful men in sports and entertainment they have access to power but not the love and admiration that goes with it. They have been waiting all of their lives to get access to women like this. What's the bet? 50% of the guys in politics are into whores? Higher? Lower?
Posted by:chris lee | April 03, 2008 at 01:49 PM