I've Been Exiled From eBay
I have been officially kicked out of eBay thanks to some bitch whose cardboard bed sheets I did not buy after I found out they had a thread count of 1.
I swear I will seek to destroy her eBay store. I have already begun to throw virtual beer bottles at her storefront. And with an absent-minded double dose of Wellbutrin, I will destroy it.
Here's the feedback she left me:
So this is the email I sent her back:
I thought it was straight forward and to the point.
Anyway, since eBay wants to side with an anal retentive Midwestern housewife over a hot-headed New Yorker, they can take a flying leap.
I have moved onto Sell.com. And as they say, after something bad, there's something good. Or something like that. So I just listed my first item.
Keep selling those bed sheets, bitch.
I have a love/hate relationship with eBay. Haven't tried Sell.com before.
Posted by: Karl | February 10, 2008 at 01:59 PM
eBay is a nightmare!
My wife likes to eBay, but gets stressed out with all the bullshit from those militant eBayers.
For example, she sold a broken GPS unit as 'BROKEN! Does not work! For SPARES or REPAIR only!' and the asshat who bought it complained that 'it don't work.'
She ended up refunding him rather then get bad feedback.
Seriously, not worth the hassle. Use craigslist!!
Posted by: Roland Hulme | February 11, 2008 at 10:46 AM
I have only had one issue with ebay.Some effer took my money and never sent my stuff. Paypal paid me back.
I sell stuff from time to time and make sure I put on there if you are too cheap to spend an extra buck and a half to get the insurance don't whine if you don't get it. I ran into that before too.
Posted by: I eat snowman poop | February 11, 2008 at 02:53 PM
Way to kick em in the ars! They suck!
Posted by: nikkyj | February 12, 2008 at 09:23 PM
what? thats insane. Fuck eBay
Posted by: meleah rebeccah | February 19, 2008 at 01:10 PM
I have decided that you just rock! You had me at "you're a fuckin liar!"
Posted by: SoupNumber5 | February 19, 2008 at 11:15 PM
Whoa now. Not everyone from KS is a bitch. *cough* :)
I too, was forcefully removed from ebay about a year ago.
I sold an antique doll to a woman in Austrailia. She sent half the money, then the other half a week later. I sent the doll and she claims she never rec'd it. Turned me into PayPal who in turn, debited my account the purchase price PLUS 10%, and I had no recourse because it was an overseas sale. Insurance was a joke and so yeah. It was my word as a seller with 100% feedback and over 400 transactions to her half that.
Bleh.
Anyway, not all Kansans are pricks. lol Just thought I'd let you know that.
Take care.
Posted by: TheMrs | February 19, 2008 at 11:18 PM
your ebay reply - haha!
Posted by: Kirsty | February 21, 2008 at 06:48 AM
Every time I need a good laugh, I just come back to this post. It's just a classic now.
Posted by: SoupNumber5 | February 28, 2008 at 04:19 PM