Who's Vazquez??
Now that I am a full-time college student, I have decided to make this coming holiday weekend all about me and doing what would make me happiest; watching the Emanuelle Movie Collection. That's right, one of the most profound film collections to date. Please don't let the provocative covers fool you; these films are full of award-winning acting, cutting dialog and never-seen-before camera angles. They bring a tear to my eye and are remnant of my youth. My sister and I would spend days watching the films and our adolescent years were quite influenced by the cinema verite....of Emanuelle.
What I really want to know is Who Is Vazquez? I, being one of the biggest Emanuelle fans and having the ability to quote from each film, seem to have a bit of competition; a great film buff by the name Vazquez. Although I greatly respect Vazquez's critiques, most of his comments get progressively angrier over time and with each film. Therefore, I can only assume that he dated the great soft porn actress at one time and is taking out his break-up aggression on Emanuelle via his Amazon comments.
Whoever this Vazquez guy is, he's one lucky guy. Or girl.
Pick up your copy today.

Satire at its best?
Posted by: Mark Dykeman | August 31, 2007 at 07:00 AM
Ah! The classics.
Weren't those films made with a grant from PBS?
Posted by: Yankee Doodle | August 31, 2007 at 12:12 PM
Oh, and by the way, I've tagged you for the Super 8 meme...
http://markdykeman.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post.php?action=edit&post=61
Posted by: Mark Dykeman | September 02, 2007 at 08:41 PM
.....agghhh haaa.... brilliance. and wait, i always thought that was Leif Garrett....? hmmm...
..ha.. rawwkOn Kali ~julian
Posted by: julian | September 04, 2007 at 07:05 PM