Studies find MAGIC 8 BALL a cure for ADHD

My shrink told me this week that I could not stay on Wellbutrin forever and must "learn to find my own focus and learn how to make choices for myself". Well that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I told her she's a shrink, not a philosopher.  So I went home and took her advice.  If I can't answer life's hard questions for myself, the Magic 8 ball can.  It's the best anniversary present I have gotten so far.

If only I had thought of this sooner:

1.  Will my blogging stats go up?









2. Will I sell my mac mini this week on eBay?

2. Will I sell my mac mini this week on eBay?

3. Will I have a panic attack the first day back at Temple U?

4. Will I always be afraid of mice?

5. Will I always be a compulsive crank caller?

If you have a question that needs to be asked, please post it. I will 8 ball you later.

Good night.

Comments

[Yankee Doodle]

I have a question that has been bugging me for some time.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie-roll center of a Tootsie-pop?

[Kali]

MAGIC 8 BALL SAYS:

"MY SOURCES SAY NO"

[Yankee Doodle]

There was a commercial that used to come on during the Saturday morning cartoons where these kids had these Tootsie-Pops, and wanted to know how many licks it took to get to the center, but they could never find out, because they were always too impatient and bit into it.

So, they decided to ask this wise owl, and they asked him how many licks it took to get to the Tootsie-roll center of a Tootsie-pop.

The owl took the pop away from the kids, licked it three times, counting the licks loudly, then with a big crunching sound, bit into it, and triumphantly announced: "Three!"

I remember we had to learn that, and something about some guy named Paul Revere....

[Jim]

Kali,

The Magic 8 Ball was a b'day present.

[rudi]

Will I be able to accomplish my blogging mission? ;-)

[Kali]

RUDI: THE MAGIC 8 BALL SAYS:

"Better not tell you now".

[rudi]

lol that was a big help haha

[Goldy]

Is Wellbutrin a bitch to get off of... I know Celexa is.

[Kali]

GOLDY: THE MAGIC 8 BALL SAYS:

"Most Likely"

[Goldy]

lol

[julian]

Could cannabis aide in Kali's ADDHDDaddHDzzz and BTMM daily strife's...?
~julian

[Kali]

Julian: THE MAGIC 8 BALL SAYS:

"My sources say no"

[julian]

....thaz weird, my 8-ball said: Wait until i have another bong hit...
...hmmmmm....
Where'd yoo get yer 8ball??
i got mine in NewRrleans, voodoo shop, pre Katrina...

i-ma kiddrrrrr (not rock)

~jOolz

[julian]

...arRggh... i must mention, and it could juz be moi, but, that Mofo 'Figure out the cryptic Hindu mssg box of symbols' in order to leave a mssg is utterly iNsane....(the thing you put in the undetectable code to post) it's like lookin' at an Etch-A-Sketch drawing after it's been vigorously shaken for approx 3.67 minutes...
arrRRgghhh i no like dat thang...makes me have to go to my Enigma cryptography machine... http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Enigma+cryptography+machine

i still likes YOO though, always many laffyLaffs ~ julian

[taylorblue]

Will I ever get my sanity back?

Hey nice to see you again...I had surgery this summer and just getting back to normal...have a good day...can't wait to see the answer to my question...

[Kali]

Taylorblue: THE MAGIC 8 BALL SAYS:

"My Reply Is No"

[taylorblue]

Kinda figured this much!! How about will I win money this year to get us out of our horrible apartment?

[Kali]

Taylorblue: THE MAGIC EIGHT BALL SAYS:

"Reply Hazy Try Again"

[taylorblue]

that magic eight ball is making me mad!

[taylorblue]

Kali are you really shaking it and then responding...I can just see you shaking and then writing it down...LOL