Advice from Amy Fisher, When In Doubt, Claim Sexual Abuse

I had the unfortunate event of attending a BBQ in Long Island. Long Island, famous for its duck, ice teas and as The Post quoted, “Long Island’s Two Biggest Losers; Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco”.  Amy Fisher was the sixteen-year old slut that shot her lover’s wife in the face with a pistol.  The victim, Mary Jo Buttafuoco, miraculously survived and Amy spent a short seven years in prison.  Joey moved to Hollywood to pursue his acting career.  Only Hollywood would keep asleazy guy like that working! lick on Hollywood and you'll see his IMDB profile. Maybe we’ll see Bin Laden auditioning for a Disney boat cruise soon.

I intended to blog about the awful eco-unfriendly group of L.I. burbanites at the BBQ but a criminal’s tell-all book is far more exciting than a group of pigs roasting pork. 

I hate the media and the press. We’ve seen more Yellow Journalism in our lifetime since the Spanish-American war.  Oh, and when I say Spanish-American war, I’m not implying the illegal status of the 12 million Mexicans.  No, I’m referring to the war of 1898.

But what I despise most about the media are these publicized tell-all books that criminals make money off of; O-Jay, Lyle Menendez, and now Amy Fisher to name just a few.  Here’s Amy’s Book:

Now, I would never waste my time reading such dribble but Amy excuses herself of her actions because of her claimed “sexual abuse”. 

Tell me, Amy, if this nondescript “family member” molested you, and you can get your hands on a loaded pistol, why didn’t you shoot him?  Why not kill the rapist instead of trying to kill an innocent woman??  I’m sorry, Amy, but your image with always be painted with the ugliest of colors.  You can write about all the rainbow-colored skies and lucky charms in your life as a mother now, but we’ll always see you as the Dirty Little Lolita from Long Island who’s rotten at the core.

Comments

[I Eat Snowman Poop]

I totally agree.

[Bill BluntB]

I like to hear a woman who tells it like it is!

Thank you for a fine post.

Bill

[Jim]

Kali,

Wonderful blog. And thank you for coming out to Long Island and supporting our "Illegal Immigrants' Fund Raiser for Hillary." Your braised short ribs were the best! Also, congrats on winning the trivai contest queston: "What was Joey Buttafucco's nick name in high school?" Curley - who knew!
Jim

[Goldy]

Amen... and down with tell-a;; books.